英文经典搞笑句子 Are you insane

When two‘s company， three‘s the result!两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是!

Two heads are better than one 三个臭皮匠，顶个诸葛亮。

The more you learn， the more you know， The more you know， the more you forget. The more you forget， the less you know. So why bother to learn.学的越多，知道的越多， 知道的越多;忘记的越多， 忘记的越多;知道的越少，为什么学来着?

Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? 大师兄，你知道吗？二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。

Save water Shower with your girlfriend 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

One should love animals They are so tasty 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds if you get it.一天看到一位大妈在烧纸，边烧边嘟囔着：收到了全都买基金吧。

Money is not everything There‘s Mastercard & Visa 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

Love the neighbor But don‘t get caught 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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